great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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