I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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