oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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