How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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