I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Randomize
