she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Are we still banned from the library?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I enjoy the company of your penis
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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