Your tits are I can't wait for
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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