she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
