i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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