i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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