dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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