found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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