No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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