hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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