he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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