you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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