I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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