I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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