i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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