I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
two words: eviction party
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
