I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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