you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
this just has baby written all over it
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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