She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
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I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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