are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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