A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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