these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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