im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
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