awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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