You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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