just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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