Where is the hickey?
Screwed.edu
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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