Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
