if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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