Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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