So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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