First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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