? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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