She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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