I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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