now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
