So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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