he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
i've created a new STD.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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