Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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