I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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