I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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