i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
well you can't waste a boner
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Randomize
