How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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