imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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