its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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