I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Randomize
