Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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