If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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