I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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